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Oyanami Consultation Special!
- So, let's get started. - Yes, yes, yes!
- Let's call you "sensei", "hosogi-sensei". - Hosogi-shishiko.
- Oh, Hosogi-shishiko-san. - Thank you for having me.
- And you are? - Me? I'm...
- Non-getters... - Non-getters?
- Non-getters-panda. - Panda?
- Yes. - Thank you for having me.
- Yes.
- So, recently, there are more and more people with worries. - Yes.
- What do you think of young people who have a lot of worries these days? - Yes.
- It's like, "what's the point of worrying?" - You're right. That's a good thing to say.
- Yes, you have to worry. - "Nayamunaru" (if you worry)
- "Nayamanu" (if you don't worry)
- No, "nayamunara". - "Nayamunara".
- "Nayamanunaraba" (if you don't worry)
- "Nayamunara". - "Nayamunaru".
- Yes.
- "Namunamunamuyo" (I'll say "namu" many times)
- "Namunamunamu". - "Namunamunamu".
- Yes. - That's...
- So, now we decided. - "Zusutta".
- I said it roughly. - I said it roughly, yes.
The teacher always tells young people to say "bishitto".
- It feels good. - "Zusutta".
- Yes. - Yes.
- Those of you who watch this, "shinshinshukujo", listen to the teacher. - That's right.
- It's "zusutta". - "Zusutta".
- Yes. "Zusutta". - "Zusutta".
- "Zusutta" - "Zusutta"
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A showdown between girls and boys.
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A showdown between girls and boys.
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You!
You've put in weird characters from the start.
It's gross.
That's right.
What's with your hair?
Huh?
What is this?
What is the "cha-cha-cha"?
It's like you're imitating Hosogi Kazuro.
Hosogi grows in this part, but not this part.
This part is rough too.
But the other part is rough too.
So this is how it's like.
Hosogi-sensei, put in Meschi.
Meschi?
M.E.S.H.E.R. means "all back" in Japanese.
Oh, I see, I see.
It's "hitch-san" in Japanese, so it didn't exist at all.
"Chobi-hitch-san" (little Hitch-san)
So, we have a guest here with us today.
Yes, we do.
Shall we call him in?
Please do.
This is Senpuki-oma-san. Please come in.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Senpuki-oma-san.
I'm not Senpuki-oma-san.
Then who are you?
I'm Kanki-sen-oji-san.
Kanki-sen-oji-san?
It's the opposite.
I'm Senpuki-oma-san, but Kanki-sen-oji-san is like this.
I'm Kanki-sen-oji-san.
You're wrong. Neither of you are.
The opening is too long. It's too long.
It's not like that. It's too short. It's too short.
It's too short.
You didn't take it as it is.
I didn't. As usual.
I thought it was too long. You didn't take it as it is.
I wish you would've taken it as it is.
As usual.
It's always like this.
You should change the staff.
No, no.
I think you should change the acting.
Who did it?
I think you should change the staff.
It's not "Zakao-shi-chan Cookie." Who did it?
Yes, go ahead.
No, go ahead.
Who did it? Who did it? Who did it?
Who did it?
So, like "Chagian and Asuka" or...
"Chagian and Asuka"?
You should've said "Chabuto-rene" instead of "Chagian and Asuka"!
What's wrong with you?
It's "Chabuto-rene", you know?
Chagian and Asuka
So, Fujimoto-san, I'd like you to tell me your problems.
You seem to have some problems.
Can I get your fortune-telling?
I'll tell you my fortune-telling for real.
Oh, then I'll ask you for it.
Okay.
Um...
Well, you know...
I'm divorced.
I've been alone for a long time.
Can you find me a new partner?
A new partner?
Not a partner, but a partner.
Who do you like?
Yes, yes, yes.
No, I can't tell you my fortune-telling.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll ask you something fundamental.
Yes.
Who do you like?
Yes.
I don't know if it's a woman or a man.
Fortune-telling.
You don't know if you saw it or not?
I don't know.
Is there a woman like this?
There is a short-cut woman called Renho-san.
She is shorter.
There is also a pattern called Kandori Hinobu.
She is blonde.
Uedaikko-san.
No, she has dark eyes.
Dark eyes.
No, no, no.
She has dark eyes.
She is not that small.
She is closed around.
She has dark eyes.
She is not that small, but she has dark eyes.
She has white eyes, doesn't she?
Yes, she does.
So, she is a man.
She is a man.
Is it from there?
Yes.
I would like to find a woman's partner.
I see.
If you can find a partner, I would like to know what kind of person she is and I would like you to tell me about her.
I can see her.
I can see her completely.
I can see her clearly.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Do you have a partner?
We can confirm it.
We are at that level.
Is it this year?
Yes, it is at the end of this year.
At the end of the year.
Wow!
Do you think it will take you a little longer?
Do you think it will take you a little faster?
Well, it is a fortune-telling.
I think it will be faster.
We can adjust it.
I don't think we can make it up.
Since you are a senior, you want to prepare a sauce, don't you?
Don't call me "sauce."
She is my partner, so she is my girlfriend.
I see.
She is my real girlfriend.
She is your real girlfriend.
Yes, she is my real girlfriend.
Can you make it at the end of the year so that we can be together and heal each other?
Wait a minute.
I want you to confirm it.
Okay.
Can you show me your hands?
Oh, you want me to say it?
Okay.
Can you show me your hands?
Which one?
Well...
Both of them.
Both of them?
Please do like this.
Okay.
You have a lot of wrinkles.
You have wrinkles even on your forehead.
Oh, did you do it?
Yes.
Why is my face so green?
Is it Akira's number?
No, it's not.
It's Akira's Takashi.
You know, in that little house, all wrinkled up...
Scary.
Just like this, like a kid...
"Ahhh!" and you drop Ebisu's electric police car.
"Wah wah wah wah" like that.
Look at the atmosphere and stop it if you don't get it.
Look at it, look at the atmosphere of the staff and stop it if you don't get it.
I'm sorry.
Right?
You went "kiii" on a red future bike, didn't you?
What do you mean?
If you get in, you get in.
What do you mean, "if you get in," you do this.
Okay, I'll let you pick one.
The one that's wrinkled up, right?
Right.
Can I use some force?
Go ahead, go ahead.
I want to take it off.
Take it off.
Okay, okay. What is this?
What is this?
Let me see your head.
Huh?
Isn't this a steel rod?
Ouch!
Isn't there something called a mask?
Isn't it normal for a mask?
It's not like that.
No, it's not like that. It's a steel rod like this.
It's not like that.
Ouch!
It's a high one.
If it's such a thin one, it's just a stick.
It's just a combo, you know?
It's not for sale.
Did you get it?
I got it.
Let me say it.
The age is...
Yes, the age is...
I'm sorry, it might be a little older.
Is it okay if it's a little older?
Yes, yes.
Ah, I see.
You're already 54 years old, so you're quite older than me, aren't you?
Ah, yes, yes.
It would be better if you were younger, but are you older than me?
I'm older than you.
It can't be helped if you don't sell much, can it?
This is a talent, you know?
Oh...
Then you're an older person, but you're still pretty.
You're a pretty person, aren't you?
I wonder if you're an actress in a movie or something like that.
Huh?!
You're an actress.
I see "chapaz".
Chapaz.
A person who can speak English fluently.
What?
Does that mean he's in a Hollywood film?
That film is quite serialized and famous.
He's in it as a villain.
A villain?!
Ah...
He's got a bald head in that "Series 1" or "2".
Wait a minute.
Yes?
Could it be...
Sigourney Weaver?
That's him!
You've met Sigourney Weaver!
That's great!
Yeah.
He's not visceral.
That's great!
Wait a minute.
You've met him in "2" and "bald head".
He's Sigourney Weaver!
That's right!
Isn't it like a quiz?
No, it's not!
You've met Sigourney Weaver, so you can date him.
If you don't like it, there's someone else you can date.
Hmm...
What is this?
It's a fortune-telling.
He's telling a fortune-telling now.
Fortune-telling?
What kind of fortune-telling is this?
Let's pay for it first!
That's right!
Is there something in it?
There's a bad one in it. Let's pay for it!
Oh, you're starting with that!
Pay for it!
Oh, you're cleaning up your body!
Okay!
One more time!
Okay!
Shut up!
Okay!
A bad one came out of it!
You're stupid! Shut up!
Okay!
Shut up! Shut up!
Okay!
A bad one came out of it!
Let's...
Shut up!
Okay!
Let's use this one!
A bad one came out of it!
Let's use this one!
Okay!
Open your mouth!
Please open your mouth!
Okay!
Let's clean up!
You're cleaning up your body!
Can you eat green onions like that?
I've cut it once.
Let's clean up!
Don't cut it and leave it alone!
Let's clean up!
Let's go!
Wait a minute.
I'll do it.
Can you clean up?
Let's go!
Wow, something went in.
Something went in.
You're going to come out, kid!
Hey you!
Which one of you are you?
Can you stop saying "hey" like that?
Does it hurt?
No, it hurts.
Does it hurt?
I'll do it one more time.
Are you going to do it again?!
That's enough!
It really hurts! And it stinks!
Wait a minute.
Go ahead and eat it!
Wow, it twisted!
It twisted!
It twisted and twisted and twisted!
It twisted!
It's disgusting!
No, it's because of the smell of green onions.
No!
No, it's because of me.
It's disgusting!
Wait, you...
Aren't you...
The coined label?
Yes.
Ah, you can see me!
Ah, you can see me, can't you?
Hey, you know...
It went in!
Disgusting!
It's disgusting!
You can see me, right?
You've got something bad too!
You're disgusted, right?
Disgusting!
I'm not "I" either!
You're not "I".
Who are you?
I'm Tsutsumishta.
You're Tsutsumishta!
I'm Tsutsumishta.
Are you Tsutsumishta now?
You're like this.
I'm Tsutsumishta.
You ran away once.
Tsutsumishta is still there, but you ran away once.
Yes, that's right.
What am I?
You were hanged.
No, no.
Utsumishta's mother came out.
Oh, it's his mother.
Utsumishta's mother doesn't like you and me, does she?
She doesn't like you and me, does she?
Then I'll say one more thing.
No, you can't.
You can't say that.
Otoki, let's clean up your body.
I've already cleaned up.
Can't you clean up?
It's dirty.
But it's the fourth time.
It's basically there.
Don't cut it off.
You cut it too much.
Okay, I'll add it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I'll add it.
You're so mean.
How many times do you do it?
Any other fortune-telling?
Do you want to know your previous life?
Oh, my previous life!
Oh, you want to know your previous life!
I'll take a look.
What's your date of birth?
It's December 18th, 1945.
It's a great history.
A great history.
It's the year when the most evil beings were born.
Evil beings?
Evil beings of evil.
Oh, evil beings.
It was always cloudy or rainy when you were born, wasn't it?
It shouldn't have been sunny.
It wasn't sunny at all at that time.
I don't remember it.
I don't think so, but...
You have a bouquet.
A bouquet?
You have a bouquet.
A bouquet?
You have a bouquet.
Is he a disciple?
Not a disciple, but a servant.
Oh, a servant serving a warrior.
He is preparing the bouquet for the warrior.
What does he do?
He is preparing the bouquet.
Is he a god?
No, he is not.
Does he take care of people around him?
Oh, I see.
He is using something like metal.
Oh, what is it?
He is using something like metal and cutting something.
Is he cutting?
Oh, I see.
He is cutting nails.
Is he cutting nails?
Sensei, he is cutting nails.
Task.
Yes, congratulations.
No, I'm not happy.
He was born in the late Heian period and gained some position until the Kamakura period.
He is a nail cutter.
Congratulations.
I'm not happy about cutting nails.
But he is a great person.
He is a great person.
He became human from cutting nails.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's rare to find someone between nails.
Between nails and human.
The first one is between nails and the third one is between nails and human.
Who is this?
Let me see.
This is the second page.
Did you write it?
Isn't it strange?
No, it's coming out.
It's white, isn't it?
It's coming out.
Oh, I see.
It's coming out.
But it's broken.
It has nothing to do with the second page.
It's made of magnet and iron.
If you do like this, it will disappear.
It's like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's like a toy.
It's before you rely on the magnet, isn't it?
Yes.
Before.
Oh, I see.
Nails, nails.
Oh, I see.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Shizuoka.
Yes.
I can see Mt. Fuji, but is it Shizuoka or Yamashina?
It's a big lake.
I can see Yamashina.
I can see a big lake.
Don't get me wrong.
Oh, it's Kawaguchiko.
Kawaguchiko!
This shape is Kawaguchiko.
Wait a minute, please.
Can you tell me your birth year, please?
One more time, I'm sorry.
Showa 45.
Yes.
December.
December?
It's December 18th!
Oh, that's right.
I knew it.
Kawaguchiko is the most unlikely place, but it's about to collapse.
The top is blown up and that lake is very rough.
Is there a lake that is rough?
Yes.
There is a whirlpool in the middle of the waves.
Oh, a whirlpool.
I can see a strong fisherman fighting against it.
Fisherman?
Are you a fisherman?
In that lake, Kawaguchiko, a big snake appeared and washed away the sea.
That snake...
What?
That...
Snake?
Snake...
Snake?
That snake...
Fisherman...
Later, he became a samurai, but I can see his shoulder.
Oh, he became a samurai from there?
Yes.
And he...
Oh, he exterminated it.
He exterminated it.
And it was praised.
Yes.
As a samurai...
Yes.
It was given a castle in earnest.
Oh, it's very successful.
There is a fisherman in it, and he has something like an iron.
Is it a nail clipper?
Yes, yes, yes.
I can see it.
It's a nail again.
Which nail are you talking about?
That iron is very thin and long.
So it's a nail clipper, right?
No.
What?
It's thin like a needle.
You are using it.
No.
I got it!
No, it's not.
Your second generation is...
Yes!
That clubhouse...
Yes!
It's a Chinese chrysanthemum.
Congratulations!
It's a Chinese chrysanthemum of a clubhouse.
- It's thin. - Yes, it's thin.
- In that era... - There's something like "Ito Yohji's Running".
- Running Yohji. - Congratulations.
- Hasn't your level gone down?
- From your nails. - It's gone down.
And now it's gone down again.
Now it's the lowest.
- Is it below white? - Yes, it's below white.
- Please write it down. - There's "ja" in it.
- Let's clean it up first. - Let's clean it up.
- That's enough of that. - Let's clean it up.
- You're really noisy. - Yes, yes!
It's out! It's out!
- It's out! - It's out!
- It's out! It's out! - It's out! It's out!
- Let's do it one more time! - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
- That's enough of that. - Yes, yes, go ahead.
- Yes, yes. - One shot.
- It's the fifth time. - This is my first time.
- How many times do you want me to do it, you bastard?!
- This is my line. - I'll cover it up.
- I'll cover it up one more time. - Cover it up?
- I'll cover it up. - It's wrong, but...
- I'll cover it up. - It's my past life.
- It's my past life! - It's out!
- Who is it?
- Fujimosu-san.
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Who is it?
- It's just...
- Soshinayan.
- Fujimon!
- I'm sorry, but...
- It's not "desire."
- It's you. - It's you.
- No, it's not.
- It's "soshina." It's "soshina" from the past.
- I've heard that a lot on YouTube.
- People say it a lot.
- And...
- Soshina is alive.
- And "desire" is...
- What?
- It's that kind of system.
- And "desire" is...
- Soshina doesn't have a meaning.
- But it's "soshina."
- And Soshina is similar to "desire."
- There are a lot of them.
There is only one person in the world who doesn't have a cultivation mindset, who is against cultivation.
There is only one person!
Now, in this life.
So it's weird for the previous life to say that.
Yes.
What are you complaining about?
- No, I'm not complaining... - Ah, if it's like this, I can't do anything.
If you complain too much, I can't do anything.
This one, right?
This one too.
- Right? - No, I'm sorry.
So far, there's not a single place that's bounced off.
- Is it okay? - No, it's all bounced off.
- Akira's seed is bouncing off a lot. - Huh?
Akira's seed is bouncing off a lot.
It's not bouncing off the most.
Wait, you're not touching it in the first place?
Is this okay?
- I'm starting to get worried. - It's all bouncing off, right?
- No, it's all bouncing off. - I'm starting to get worried.
- So, Oni-san, Oni-san... - Yes?
- As a junior, I'm doing my best to make this show exciting. - Yes.
- Yes, I know that. - Yes, I know that.
- I'm doing everything I can to make this show exciting. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I'm challenging myself recklessly. - Yes.
- Just think of it like an experiment show! - Yes, yes, yes!
- If you say "it's not bouncing off," "it's slipping," or "where is it bouncing off?" without thinking about it... - Yes.
- Right? - I'm sorry about that.
- I'm getting upset, too! - You're pushing me away!
- I'm getting upset, too! - Yes.
- I'm getting upset, too! - Shut up!
What is this?!
- It's not like you said it in your fortune-telling. - You're a piece of shit!
You're a piece of shit!
You've lost everything!
- Pieces and pieces of wood! - Fortune-telling isn't like that!
You're a piece of shit!
Bright! Your bright future!
- Ah! I can see it! I can see it! - You're a piece of shit!
- Good luck, alien! - See you tomorrow!
- Don't get stuck in the next life! - Come back!
Eat this!
Is this possible?
- I'm leaving. - Leave.
- I'm leaving. - Leave!
- See you tomorrow!
Leave! You're a piece of shit!
Leave! Leave!
You're a piece of shit! Leave!
You're a piece of shit!
You think you can talk to us like this?
You're not supposed to say things like "Liger"
You're not supposed to say "Liger"
What the hell are you doing!?
You're disgusting!
Hey!
What?
What were you doing!?
What do you think you're doing!?
What are you doing?
What's that?
Huh?
What's that?
Hit me first.
Hit me now.
I can't hit you.
You weak.
You're too polite.
You're overdoing it.
What's wrong?
Don't be mad at me.
You weak.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Is it over?
It's over.
It's funny.
Shushu, shushu, shushu.
Oh.
Shishigoku live TV.
I'll be your host for today.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yoyato was doing that.
What's that?
Why are you hitting me?
Hammer, gamma.
I'll hit you.
Why?
Huh?
You're weak.
Don't be mad at me.
If you're going to change it because you're embarrassed, don't do it.
How many percent did you say you were now?
It's getting really high now.
How many percent did you say you were now?
Parman, Parman, Parman.
Yes.
I'm calling you from afar.
I can hear you.
Listen, Parman.
Come to me.
Parman, Boo!
Boo!
Stop it.
It's worse than men's lunch break.
What?
I'm so full of energy.
I can't do this job.
I can't be an otaku.
If you tell me to sit in the desert,
I'll split my jaw and wander around.
That was funny.
Thank you for doing it in a good mood.
Please reflect on everything.
What?
Please reflect on everything.
It's lame like this, isn't it?
Yes, it's like this.
What's wrong with you?
You shouldn't say that.
It's good like this, isn't it?
If you say something negative like this, our fans will beat you up.
You're only looking at the old men.
No, I'm not.
You're only looking at young people.
I'm only looking at young people.
You're not.
Teenagers can't look at you like this.
There's also a young lady.
An old man and a young lady.
You're only looking at them like this, aren't you?
If you're only looking at them like this, you shouldn't come.
If you say something negative like this, I'll call you again.
Please come.
No, I won't come.
I'll come, but just a little more.
But, you know, I really like you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I like you a lot.
If I'm with you, Fujimoto-san, it's fun for me.
That's right, that's right.
Thank you.
You wrap everything for me.
You pick it up for me.
That's right, that's right.
You know...
Yes.
It's good if you make it funny.
I'm so happy.
That's right.
Normally, you wouldn't get mad like this.
That's right.
Are you smart in the first place?
You say a lot of great words.
It's miscellaneous.
That's right, that's right.
You say I'm smart.
I'm not good at studying, but I collect a lot of information and put it in my head.
You say you're not good at studying, but you're not good at studying because you're not good at it.
If I did it, I wouldn't like it very much.
But if I did it, I think I would have left a good grade.
It's a waste. You should have gone to college.
It's a waste.
You should have gone to college.
You should have become a professor or something.
You're not that smart.
You're being humble.
What is this?
You're being too humble.
You have a bad taste.
You're being too humble.
What's with all the compliments?
Is there something like that?
A professor, a professor.
A professor.
Really.
If you change your name?
A professor?
What do you say?
Professor Jiro.
You're an asshole.